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KG wrote
“Don’t bark at me for Chinese bad behaviors”
My god that’s amazing. How did you know that I’m a dog and can bark?
The only Korean who is reputed to be so brilliant, and to have such advanced powers is Kim Jong-il.
I know Kim like Hollywood movie, but I had no idea he like to go to China Hush when he eats his kimchee and drinks his Chivas Regal.
Mark
“How did you know that I’m a dog and can bark? ”
I didn’t, but now I know.
“The only Korean who is reputed to be so brilliant, and to have such advanced powers is Kim Jong-il.”
Kim Jong-Il is a dog for following the Chinese dogs.
“I had no idea he like to go to China Hush when he eats his kimchee and drinks his Chivas Regal.”
Did your wife leave you over the weekend? You sound like a you have a serious pre-menstrual syndrome.
go TAP SUM BONG! It will make you feel better.
Kim Jung-il aka Korean Guy
Only bitches get per-menstrual syndrome Kim. I know cause I took my gf to the vet and they check her for that already.
I did not know you was a dog too Kim. It suck you have to be dog and sniff China dog ass all time.
No wonder you hate them China-dog so much. At least China dog throw Kim a bone and try to make Kim good dog.
First you had Jap dogs in Korea now China-dogs…that suck.
Mark
“Only bitches get pre-menstrual syndrome…”
Yes since your bitching like a Deng Digger wannabe Chinese ho.
TAP SUM BONG!
Mark
“Only bitches get per-menstrual syndrome Kim.”
You are bitching that I bitch too much?
“I know cause I took my gf to the vet and they check her for that already.”
So your gf is a bitch?
“I did not know you was a dog too Kim.”
I’m not, but you yourself said you were.
“It suck you have to be dog and sniff China dog ass all time.”
You speaking from experience?
“No wonder you hate them China-dog so much.”
Yes I do hate China!
“At least China dog throw Kim a bone and try to make Kim good dog.”
Yes China is the only country supporting NK. That’s how low NK got.
“First you had Jap dogs in Korea now China-dogs…that suck.”
Yes it sure sucked ass that Chinese dogs were butt banged by the Jap monkies!
John
“korean_guy, you are such a fag.”
It’s the Chinese who are the cocksuckers. Just look at all the cock/dick-centered comments here along with 20-30 million gay Chinese men ready to come out of the closet.
TAP SUM BONG!
I’m Korean and all fucked up because;
I saw my father mercilessly beat my mother, trash the house, get drunk and go out with his friends to gamble and meet women all the time, before he finally walked out on us.
I have seen lots of spousal abuse throughout my time in Korea. I can tell you that it’s not taboo in Korean culture. For example, everyday I watch Korean TV shows that address marital conflict. When a husband is beating up his wife, they usually portray the wife as having deserved it..
In Korea, men are superior in the family. Women status are very low. Once it was legal for a man to beat his wife. I “inherit” the personality from the elders and am happy to slap any woman in the face in front of strangers. Being Korean domestic violence is a part of my culture, a woman is my personal possession to use and abuse.
By and large Korean men are known as effeminate jealous woman beaters and are the lowest rung on the ladder for eligible non-Korean women.
Since I little boy I dreamt that someday when I grow up I am going to marry a White woman or a Latina woman. The problem being no woman will put up with my crap.
In Korean culture, non-Korean Asians are not seen as equal to Koreans. The majority of Koreans are racists. That means that they despise people whose skins are darker than them. Even when a Korean guy is not racist, his parents, relatives, and friends are going to be racist. That makes a long-term relationship or marriage extremely difficult to enter. At some point, I would be forced to choose between a girl and everyone else I know.
It should be noted that before I can marry I must get mummies permission as she is the only woman that truly loves me and I can ever truly love. The person I marry is not necessarily someone I love, so long as they meet the family’s criteria.
Like all Korean men I lie, beg, manipulate, and do other despicable things to have sex with women.
Below are some essential pointers to successful dating of a guy like myself;
1 – KISS UP TO MY MOTHER! This is one of the most important rules to dating a Korean man. Our mother’s influences our lives in a very real way, so be nice to her. Or else she can make your life an eternal hell.
2 – Try to be thin. Almost every foriegn woman that lives in Korea is FAT and UGLY. Sorry girls but you are. So try to stay as much as you can from this stereotype.
3 – Go to all international sporting events with your face painted like the Korean flag.
4 – Play games. Learn to play Starcraft, Broodwar, Lineage, PUMP and DDR. This is in order not to embarrass your Korean guy at the arcade, if you do he will secretly resent you for the rest of his life. Besides you might really enjoy Half-Life.
5 – Make fun of Japan and China often.
6 – Talk about how superior Tae Kwon Do is to every other martial art.
7 – LOVE MY CAR. It doesn’t matter if it is a Porsche, or a fixed up Honda, you must to at least pretend that there isn’t a funny smell coming from the seats. Flattery really works.
8 – Learn to drink A LOT. Soju is the most powerful shit that you can actually put into your system legally. Don’t be a weak drinker. Trust me if you can drink at least 2 bottles you are fine. Plus it will impress any Korean guy’s friends.
9 – Learn at least some of the language. Learning Kamsa-ham needa or Anyoung will make him very happy. Especially in restaurants, it will make him look good. Learning how to say saranghae will make him feel extra special too!
10 – KIMCHI, love it or leave him. Its a Korean staple..some Kimchi may burn your mouth off but you’ll get used to it. You have to realize that Korean food is spicy as hell and you gotta learn to love the feeling of your tongue melting into your throat.
11 – UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO YOU PUT YOUR CHOPSTICKS INTO THE RICE STICKING UP. Just don’t ok.
12 – Go to Korea during New Years. 3 main reasons, first is FREE MONEY, second is free alcohol and third is FREE MONEY.
13 – Size doesn’t matter, its how you use it. Just keep telling him that.
14 – Be a computer/math/science/ nerd. Korean guy’s will love you forever.
15 – Try not to say Don’t go. Roughly in Korean it means asshole. AND really don’t shout this at him if you are IN Korea.
16 – Pretend to love your Korean guy’s singing voice. Especially his drunk karaoke ballards, because we are singing them to you. Pretend to be swept off your feet, we’ll love that.
17 – THE MOST IMPORTANT, Korean guy’s are always right even when it is obviously wrong. Failing to admit this will result in a beating that you must put up with in silence!
GIVE A HEAD TO GET A HEAD
Immoral people acting out their job description to the T!!
This shit is boring…tell me or show me something I don’t know!
How bout some crazy-ass China peasant jackass show?
TAP SUM BONG!
Mmm, looks like China’s society is making improvements after all!